Orchard Roast Lamb

An absofuckinglutely brilliant way of roasting lamb. This way of cooking lamb has long been in my Mum’s repertoire, and it is gradually becoming part of mine. Mum saw this being cooked on a television show years agop, I see from her notes that it was from a show that has a vicar. Very cryptic…

“Oh Fuck, Company’s Coming!” Chocolate Cake

Sorry for the profanity in the title. It just seems appropriate. Imagine the scene. You’re having a lie in one Saturday morning, when you get a text from your Mum who had left earlier to go to town with her gay friend. “J’s coming in for dinner later, can you please make something for dessert?”…

Best Ever Bolognese

A healthier version of an Italian classic. Sorry for the flurry of sweet treats on here over the past few months, especially since I’m on a weight loss regime. I shall try to keep these to a minimum these days. Anyway, back to business. One of the first things I did on joining Slimming World…

Schoolboy Chocolate Chip Biscuits

An easy recipe to make with children. These were sold at my primary school tuck shop at break-time every day. And everyone used to rave about them, so the dinnerlady who made them, Margaret, passed the recipe onto our Home Economics teacher, Mrs Cameron, and she taught us the recipe in lesson. Once school was…

Double Chocolate Pound Cake with Chocolate Fudge Icing

A cake to cover all eventualities. Dessert, tea, midnight snack. Even as a cake to take when staying with someone. All I seem to make on this here blog is fucking desserts and teatime treats. But then these are the most regularly searched recipe searches, so I guess this is good. I found a cake…